VIDEO OF THE WEEK

To kick off the week, here is a video from South Africa about a new type of reality show. Thanks Jimbo.

Why don't they ever have reality shows like this in these parts? I would love to join up. Maybe, I'll just make my own. Anyone care to star with me?

Missus Singapore out!

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MISTAKEN PENETRATION

It’s hard to explain it but somehow, a woman will just know how close a dildo mimics the real thing. I’ve tried many sex toys but this is one that I personally find as close to the real thing as you will get.

It is relatively hard to begin with but is also able to bend with your movement, which I found absolutely enjoyable. Being able to control it using your inner walls not only tones up those muscle groups but elevates the sensation.

More often than not, many high quality dildos are designed rock hard, which we all know is not something you will come across at all for real. Besides, it can be downright uncomfortable.

The Realistic Cock from Edenfantasys is different. And there's more.

Just looking at it makes you want to gobble it up too. The protruding veins and slightly shiny look adds to its realism. It comes in beige, brown and my favourite, black! To add to one’s delight, its shaft moves down to a nice and substantial ball sack.

Made of rubber and measuring 9 inches and 2 inches in diameter, clearly, this is not a sex toy for newbies. For me, I love it inserted up, down and behind, if you get my drift.

My only peeve is that it is quite heavy and not an item ideal to take on the road with you. But you will be excused if in the midst of your excitement, you keep opening your eyes just to see if you have a dildo in hand or if someone you forgot about is doing the job.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Realistic Cock:

Delivery: 4 out of 5 (took 10 days to arrive in Singapore)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Firm plastic packaging)

Design: 4.5 out of 5 (Realistic and nice feel)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Not for beginners)

Total MS Score: 16.5 out of 20 (VERY GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!


This post was sponsored by Edenfantasys.com.

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DICK ENLARGER

I love this one sent in via email by Peter Onke. Put a nice smile onm y face on this crazy weekend. I am betting many of you guys will be using this excuse in some form or other. Have a great weekend. It's short and sweet.

A man's wife suggested that he get himself on of those dick enlargers. He did. She is 21 and her name's Lucy.

Missus Singapore out!

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is a question sent in by Jenny, a customer service agent at a local hospital. She has been married for three years and described her situation.

Jenny: My sex life is disappointing because my husband always ejaculates too soon. We've tried various positions but so far none have worked.

Recently, I started seeing another man and sex was wonderful with him. But I still love my husband so I don't intend to leave him. Should I carry on the affair with the other man?

MS: The fact that you mentioned loving your husband and yet do what you are doing seems to indicate to me that you are contradicting yourself. Your husband's complaint is very common and can be easily treated. If you really do love him as you say you do, you should talk about it and find a good therapist.

He may be too embarassed to seek professional help but if you offer to do it as a team, will help enormously. By sleeping with another man, you are just complicating things and if he were to discover it, you will only hurt him further. He is already dealing with demons and if you love him, why would you want to put him through more hell should he find out.

Missus Singapore out!

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STAMP THE DICKHEAD

Remember the amusement game from the 70s when you hit the squirrels that pop out from their burrow holes?

Well, here is an adaptation - one that is conscious over the protection of cruetly to animals. In place of those cute critters, are dickheads. Thanks Kylie for sending this in.

Missus Singapore out!

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SAD SEX STORES

I recently did a survey on several sex stores here and it left me pretty disappointed.

Since I discovered the benefits of shopping for my sex toys online, I have to admit that I have not visited any over the past nine months. However, a paid assignment got me checking out a few of them.

My verdict? Well, all I have to say is that the standard of service has declined tremendously. Not only are they poorly trained in customer service skills and unqiue tact, they certainly lack the product knowledge that is necessary with this unique business.

I asked one salesgirl for anal butt plugs and she pulled out a dildo. Failed!

At another store, I asked the salesgirl the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Her reply, "We only carry dildos. We only sell sex toys not vibrators."

And again, at this very same store, I asked if they sold water-based lube. Her answer: "All our toys are water-based proof!"

Dismayed, I realised a little more why couples are finding it hard to buy toys to enhance their bedroom activities. Already it is so hard to find couple time, when both parties are in the mood at the same time.

So ultimately, to keep your sex motor running, many  have to turn to masturbation. So we run down to the sex toy store and we are faced with total idiots. It's supposed to be a fun and novel shopping experience but it will definitely leave them feeling frustrated by unhelpful and unknowledgeable staff.

I really think I should be employed by these sex toy stores to train their staff properly!

Missus Singapore out!

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ONE GUY'S OPINION

A young couple recently in the news for promoting their sexual trysts has come under much condemnation recently. And I have received my fair share of emails about them.

In fact one guy wrote in to say he knows her and gave more than a handful of details about her to verify that he is no hoax. Well, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt since another guy, a regular reader on MS had also written in to say he too had slept with her.

Well, apparently she does get around, doesn't she. But here is one email about the young woman that I just had to highlight. It was from Walter Ong who hails from her hometown in Malaysia.

Walter writes: "Vivian and my younger sister used to hangout a lot. She would come over and I would often bump into her. To be honest, she is not a looker and her body is far from desirable. However, what attracts many guys (like myself) to her is the way she carries herself."

"She talks about sex alot and many of us used to think that she was all talk. But boy, were we proven wrong with this recent news about her and her cocky boyfriend. Yes, don't we all know about him here. For the longest time, he always boasts about how wealthy his family is."

"Never liked the guy. He was an obnoxious little brat. Still, I am suddenly filled with a renewed interest about my sister's old schoolmate."

MS: I think it is a litte harsh to judge a woman's sexual abilities based on her looks. There are thin ones, short ones, fleshy one who can rock the bed as well as any other. I do have a friend who is a little on the heavy side but I am betting every penny that she could rock any guys world in bed, anyday, any time.

It's a really a matter of preference. Some people love girls a certain way, some people love Missus Singapore. What can I say?

Missus Singapore out!  

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