TASTY SEX TIPS

Here is one you might like to try. It works for quite a number of people I've recommended to. It really works both ways.

So what you do is kiss his or her inner thighs. Start out with gentle kisses and slowly suck on the flesh, gradually increasing the pressure. Imagine you are giving your partner a hickey and watch how he or she begins to squirm with delight. It's a great way to take the focus off the main course or it can even be used as a pre-penetration teasing ritual.

A friend of mine suggests using ice-cubes which might work for some of you. Try it out and I want to hear about your experiences.

Missus Singapore out!

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LOOK WHO'S WATCHING

In a country like Singapore, where more than 80 percent of people live in high-rise apartments, you really have to be careful who may be watching your bedroom activities. Well, watching is really not a big deal but with technology the way it is today, you can never write off seeing yourself on You Tube the day after.

A woman wrote to me saying how she found out about her boyfriend cheating on her from a voyeur who caught him and another girl at a stairway landing in her block. Apparently, she was kneeling in front of him as he was standing. So go figure.

Initially, she didn't actually see the video itself - it appeared on You Tube. But when a friend pointed out that he did bear a striking resemblance to her boyfriend, she checked it out. On questioning him, with the video playing of course, he had nothing to say, although according to her, he had a hard time looking at her in the eye especially when she pointed out the shirt he was wearing in the video, ironically, one she had printed for him on his birthday.

It's really hard to fool around but not impossible. It's just that in a place like Singapore, where privacy and space is a premium, you have to be smart. By the way, I do like this ad.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX TALKS

I've received quite a number of queries about the sex talks that I attend so to address them all at once, I'd like to recommend checking out the HPB website. On occasion, they do hold talks for couples on sex.

Alternatively, many local hospitals also have public talks on sexual issues and sexual health. One of the most common one is Changi General Hospital, but the others do have such talks too. However, the private hospitals have better door gifts and refreshments.

Another avenue I find useful is some of the local online sex toy store sites, which have quite interesting talks from time to time. I don't usually check them out because I usually get invited for some of them. In fact, I've been a speaker and guest at a few of them too. Hope that helps.

Missus Singapore out! 

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

I just love this advertisement. But it does give you another reason on why you should always keep your toys.

Thanks Bernardo for this video and to answer your question, 'No' we don't get such advertisements here, and I am quite sure we never will, at least not in my lifetime. Sigh.

Nonetheless, have a super start to the last week of July. It's amazing how fast time has flown by. And make time for sex!

Missus Singapore out!

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Guy Savoy Singapore: Signature Dishes of the Three Michelin Star Chef

Heirloom tomatoes "façon" tartare and salad, tomato tartelette and seaweed-lemon granite If you are a foodie, then the term "Three Michelin Stars" should elicit some kind of emotional response.  Indeed it is the holy grail of gastronomy.  But just what does "Three Michelin Stars" actually mean? Well, according to the Michelin guide, One Star means "A very good restaurant in its category", Two

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Postcard from Sandakan: Makan Mission III

Trip Report by Rey Chen. Team ieat Makan Mission III Prior to setting off for Sandakan, information from various resources led me to think that my understanding of the area was sufficient. This, however, was not the case once I explored the relatively unknown Malaysian city for myself.   A Goducate-ieatishootipost New School Project When Goducate started its work in Sandakan just 3 years

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The sound of spanking or a spanking tune?

Dear readers,
   Not a story this time but more of a spanking thought.  It has been a constant thought at the back of my head and brought on once again when I replied to MBS's Spanko Brunch #288 and if you can see from my comment that a spanking tune much like how STOMP does its tunes is very much a possibility.

   For you see, each spank has a different sound now I do not know if that is largely because of the bottom or the hand.  Add implements into the equation and edit the cries from the spanks you'd probably have a full symphony and remix.

  Just a spanking thought.............

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How to Make Roti Prata: My Recipe as featured on Channel U

Part I Part II The flour I use is Prima Plain Flour which is the same flour that is used by Roti Prata sellers throughout Singapore. It is branded as Ikan Terbang flour. The curry powder I used is Waugh's curry powder which you can buy in Golden Mile Shopping Centre. This powder is very fragrant and not spicy and is great also for marinating chicken wings for deep frying as well as to make

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RULES OF FB ENGAGEMENT - PART 1

A friend of mine came over the other day and we had some drinks. Somewhere between our last glass of wine and first glass of vodka, we decided to list out some of the rules of engagement of a fuck buddy.

Before anything else, here's my definition of a fuck buddy. Someone you are not friends with, at least not in the traditional sense. So if you hang out or chill with this person, he/she doesn't qualify. Neither should a fuck buddy be associated with friends with benefits - these are friends you enjoy spending time with and have sex occasionally.

Invariably, it took a while the next day to decipher our scribblings, but alas I managed to do so and here they are.

Not a relationship

By any stretch, if you are looking to recruit a FB, you have to be certain that you are not looking for a relationship. If you have just come out of a failed one, that's probably the worse time to search for a FB because your emotions will not be able to tell the difference between a new relationship or a FB liaison. Your mind has to be straight when you decide that you want a FB. There is always the risk of falling for a FB so you have to also ask yourself what you would do if such a thing occurs. Always plan ahead. My advice is never the twain should meet.

Clingy dingy

A clingy anything is always a turn off. So expect a clingy fuck buddy to not be worth your energy or time. You are in it to gain pleasure and a wonderful release, not baggage that will leave a bad aftertaste. You want him/her for sex and lines should be drawn way before you get naked. This way, in case you get into a serious relationship, it can be easily broken off. Believe me, it may sound cold and harsh but you will thank me for it. Of course it does not mean you have to be treated or treat your FB like dirt. Mutual respect goes a long way.

Draw the lines

Speaking of drawing the lines, a FB is not someone you share intimate dinners or go on dates with. The only thing you should be eating is each other. A drink before your activities begin is fine but I try not to, at least not in the open.You don't want to have any desire to call them for a casual conversation. In fact, they should not even show up on your social radar.

In and out

No sleepovers. That's how it works. If you want the association to be a pleasant one, then you better not want to wake up in the morning with your FB beside you. The is the perfect recipe for spoiling the thrill of the FB phenomenon. Besides, everyone will be tempted to cuddle up in the morning and this might be open to wrong interpretations and second guessing, and thus complicate matters. End the night in your bed alone.

Gag orders

Always keep your FB a secret.The best kinds are the ones who don't kiss and tell or post in on their blogs or on Facebook. You want to avoid them. No reason to have the world know about what you are up to for recreation.  Besides, when its all cloak and dagger, its more exciting. Text messages are fine to arrange your liaisons.


(to be continued...)

Missus Singapore out!

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RULES OF FB ENGAGEMENT - PART 2

Here is the second and final part of my rules of FB engagement.

Attraction matters

Always try to pick a FB who you find yourself attracted to. You can be as superficial as you like. After all, it’s just for the lay. No reason why you can’t live out your fantasies with your FB. Besides, if you want to enjoy a game of tennis, you get good gear, so why not apply the same rules with a FB.

Jizz in a jiffy

In my experience, it’s best to have a FB who is living close by. When you feel the urge, you need to address it ASAP. No one likes to wait, least of all a horny person. The spontaneity is killed if one has to wait too long.

Strict criteria

One of the important things in selecting a FB is not to take ‘no’ more than once. If you plan to try out a new FB and he says he is too busy, or makes some dumb excuse that he can’t make it, then he is not for you. You want a FB who will throw things up in the air and rush to service you. Selfish? Perhaps? But you don’t have much time to waste with your FB.

Dog and bone

If you FB does not give you a good boning, find another. Why settle for mediocre when there is magnificent just around the next corner. If he/she fails the trials, move on. And when having sex, forget the traditional lover-making positions (or looking into each other’s eyes for too long), go for the nasty – think doggy, cow-girl, standing, etc. – anything but the missionary which may suggest making love. And remember, it’s vital you both cum. Otherwise, what is the point?

One FB good, two FBs better

You never can tell when one can't show up at the moment you need him/her. Besides, there may be times when you fancy having more than one at a time. For me personally, I feel that three is just about right and try to spread them out equally so I don't get bored with the same strokes. Just like having a few tennis buddies, you want variety and different challenges from time to time.

Well, that’s it folks. Hope you enjoyed this two-parter on FB. Until the next time.


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TOO OBSESSED?

What are the signs when you have sex on your mind a wee bit too much? Well this cartoon sent in by Clarice, from New Zealand seems to fit the bill. Unfortunately, according to her, she has become 'too sex focused' ever since her husband bought her a dildo set.

She writes, "All day at work, all I can think of is playing with my dildo set when I get home. It's the same each day, get home, prepare dinner, see to the kids, take a long shower and play with my toys. Unfortunately, my husband has been complaining that I don't spend enough time with him."

Well, you never can tell if the husband bought her those toys just so that he can deflect her attention away from his indiscretions. Oh maybe he may have bought in in good faith but either way, he has brought out the sex monster in Clarice.

Missus Singapore out!

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Lau Hock Guan Kee: The Origins of Fish Head Curry

Fish Head Curry (Ang Goli, Golden Banded Snapper, Pristipomoides multidens ) $24 Shame on me.  I just realised how famous Singapore's Fish Head Curry really is.  It's so famous around the world that it even represented Singapore on MSN's list of 25 things to eat before you die, taking its place along side the likes of Sushi at Tsukiji market, Florentine steak in Italy and Yang Cheng Lake Hairy

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CLEAN SEX PLEASE, WE'RE ASIAN!

!The more you touch your partner as part of foreplay, the more pleasure-inducing brain chemicals are released. Yes, the same arousal hormones that get you horny. Apparently, there is a build up the more tactile sensations are applies.

So if it seems odd that you are spending an awful amount of time touching each other in bed and not getting anywhere, try giving each other a slow bath. Soaping and scrubbing each other is one way to disguise the fact that you are trying to get the hormones in full flow.

Alternatively, you could get him to rub body lotion on you and vice versa. You will be pleasantly surprised.

Who said sex has to be dirty?

Missus Singapore out!

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REMEMBER HER?

Kari Kennel. She was Playboy's Miss February 1988. Well, not exactly one of the more famous playmates but it was that issue which I stumbled upon when I was helping to clean up my significant other's room.

The helpful girlfriend apparently I was. But it's not what you think because I certainly didn't insist of throwing it away. In fact, I kept it because it was my very first playboy magazine that I came across. I had heard about it but never had the opportunity to run through it. So it was my chance to see what all the fuss was about.

And strangely enough, I was pleasantly surprised because other than a few pages here and there dedicated to naked young women, it was actually a good read. But I have to admit that the few times I was paid to do some erotic modelling, I actually 'stole' some ideas from Kari. So 23 years later, I like to pay tribute to her. So just thought that I'd share a photo of her then, at 24 and today, at 47, with her curves very much intact.

Missus Singapore out!

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Fragrant Sauce Chicken: Just as the sign says!

Soy Sauce Chicken $32 each (2.5kg chicken) Think about it.  If you told someone who hasn't tasted chicken rice before that you're going to bring him to eat a dish of boiled chicken, he'd probably tell you that he has to go see a man about a dog.  I think in general, most people would want their meat grilled or fried but not just boiled.  Stewing is ok and it's fine if you're cooking a soup, but

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

This video is especially for all the boob lovers out there. It's food for thought, just in case you're thinking about grabbing them for a thrill. Don't mess with this lady or you might just have a slap you will never forget! Talk about tit power!

Now you can understand why women go for boob jobs. It's for self-defence!

Thanks Victoria Kennedy, for this eye-popping video. Have a great week everyone.

Missus Singapore out!

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