45 CENT DILEMMA

A woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing my John (her husband). All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin. It used used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother says: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer, live in an 8-bedroom mansion facing the ocean, drive a Posche, get $10,000 a week for your allowance, get to take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

The woman has nothing to say. Instead she goes online and orders a gallon bottle or anal lubricant.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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