RULES OF FB ENGAGEMENT - PART 2

Here is the second and final part of my rules of FB engagement.

Attraction matters

Always try to pick a FB who you find yourself attracted to. You can be as superficial as you like. After all, it’s just for the lay. No reason why you can’t live out your fantasies with your FB. Besides, if you want to enjoy a game of tennis, you get good gear, so why not apply the same rules with a FB.

Jizz in a jiffy

In my experience, it’s best to have a FB who is living close by. When you feel the urge, you need to address it ASAP. No one likes to wait, least of all a horny person. The spontaneity is killed if one has to wait too long.

Strict criteria

One of the important things in selecting a FB is not to take ‘no’ more than once. If you plan to try out a new FB and he says he is too busy, or makes some dumb excuse that he can’t make it, then he is not for you. You want a FB who will throw things up in the air and rush to service you. Selfish? Perhaps? But you don’t have much time to waste with your FB.

Dog and bone

If you FB does not give you a good boning, find another. Why settle for mediocre when there is magnificent just around the next corner. If he/she fails the trials, move on. And when having sex, forget the traditional lover-making positions (or looking into each other’s eyes for too long), go for the nasty – think doggy, cow-girl, standing, etc. – anything but the missionary which may suggest making love. And remember, it’s vital you both cum. Otherwise, what is the point?

One FB good, two FBs better

You never can tell when one can't show up at the moment you need him/her. Besides, there may be times when you fancy having more than one at a time. For me personally, I feel that three is just about right and try to spread them out equally so I don't get bored with the same strokes. Just like having a few tennis buddies, you want variety and different challenges from time to time.

Well, that’s it folks. Hope you enjoyed this two-parter on FB. Until the next time.


Missus Singapore out!

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