CONDEMNED CONDOM

I was at a sex talk last week and at the entrance were several booths where sponsors of the talk were vending their ware. One of them was a condom manufacturer which I will not mention but they went on and on about how thin and strong their condoms were.

It was an interesting demo and a girlfriend of mine was really enjoying herself when she wanted to know that if she were to take out a condom from a randomly chosen box, they would offer the same results from rigorous testing of her own.

Like myself, she was a writer. So the counter guy readily asked her to choose any box which he subsequently opened for her. He pulled out a condom and gave it to her. She took out the condom, asked me to hold one end of it while she tugged on the other. ANd then it happened!

Wonder of wonders, without so much as stretching it that much, it snapped!

Everyone there just gawked and looked at the guy, who also had his lower jaw scrapping off the floor at that point. Poor chap. We really did a number on him although we didn't intend to. Of course to be fair, I don't know of anyone stretching a condom that much during sex. But still, my girlfriend isn't exactly a tough chick with bulging muscles to boast off.

The guy went silent after that and clearly embarrassed, we offered him our apologies and even bought something from his booth. Some spermicide or something like that.

So like the bad luck he experienced with us, you can never quite be too certain that any condom will give you the protection you want when you want it.

Just thought I'd share it with you as I was laughing about it on the train all the way back home the other day.

Missus Singapore out!

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