SLAP FOR A LIE

Here is another good laugh for your folks this mid-week, with courtesy of my regular reader, James Bond. Enjoy.

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

FATHER: 'Where were you today son?'
SON: 'At school dad.'
Robot slaps the son!

SON: 'Okay, I was at Sid's watching a DVD with my mates!'
DAD: 'What kind of DVD'
SON: 'Toy story.'
Robot slaps the son again!

SON: 'Okay, it was a porno cries the son.
DAD: 'What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!'
Robot slaps the dad!

MUM: (laughs) He's certainly your son.'
Robot slaps the mum!

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