NOT-SO-DISCRETE CARJOB

So it was a quiet Saturday night for a change and I hit the sack really early. But around 3am, my SO and myself were awaken by the sound of music coming from a car stereo.

We live on a sixth floor apartment block with our master-bedroom window directly overlooking a car-park which rises up five stories. So it's really a vantage point from where we are to see everything that goes on at the top level of the car-park, which is usually left vacant.

So we look out the window, and parked directly facing us is this black sedan. The interior light was on and the music playing much louder than it should at that devilish hour of the night.

From where we were, we could see that the man at the driver's seat had his head leaning back in apparent ecstasy while another head was bobbing up and down in the vicinity of his groin.

A glass of water later and we were back at our window while the couple were still at it, with the music still at inconsiderate levels. We were hardly peeved with their nocturnal activities but the music got to us.

Knowing that they would be able to see us if we turned on our bedroom lights, my SO decided to do so. We remained at the window as the lights came on, and started waving at them as the driver noticed it. It was like 'Hey, how you doing, nice night for a blowjob' and gave them a big smile as we waved.

That was nasty of us. But as they realised they had an audience, they immediately panicked. It turned out that the giver was another guy. With their interior lights on, we could see their expressions really clear. Almost immediately, the engine was on and off they drove. Peace and quiet at last.

It didn't matter what they were doing, or if they were gay or not. What mattered was that they had no common sense to do it discretely. They seemed unbothered by how they were doing it with the interior lights on and car stereo blasting away. So bold yet when they realised that they got an audience, they scampered away like rats.

Any of you ever had a similar experience from your apartment window? Just curious.

Missus Singapore out!

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