While in China , an American man was very sexually promiscuous and did
not use condoms during the entire time he was there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he woke-up one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got
bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctor, always want operate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fall-off by itself!”
Missus Singapore out!
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