STAMP THE DICKHEAD

Remember the amusement game from the 70s when you hit the squirrels that pop out from their burrow holes?

Well, here is an adaptation - one that is conscious over the protection of cruetly to animals. In place of those cute critters, are dickheads. Thanks Kylie for sending this in.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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Los Primos: That's Spanish for Cugini (Cousins)

  Croqueta de Pollo - Chicken Croquettes $10 4.5/5 I think the Tapas concept works very well in Singapore.  We are used to eating dim sum, so small plates of tasty titbits is a very communal affair that most of us are familiar with.  But the problem with such things is that there is always a tendency to deviate from purely Spanish food to introduce tasty morsels from other cuisines.  So for

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8 Days Ladies Photography Workshop

Ladies!  Two more days left to sign up for the 8 Days Ladies' Photography workshop!  Learn all about photo journalism, how to take great holiday snaps and of course Food Photography!  Plus don't forget to submit a photo!  You might just win yourself a brand new Canon EOS 650D! See you all there this Saturday!  

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Canon EOS M vs EOS 5D MKIII Food Photos: A Great Camera for Food Blogging!

Canon EOS M with 50mm f/1.4 lens vs Canon EOS 5D MKIII with 24mm-70mm f/2.8L lens I have been very excited ever since Canon announced the their new EOS M camera earlier this year.  I have been using the Canon EOS 5D MKII and MKIII with the EOS 24mm to 70mm f/2.8L lens for my food shots over the last four years and I love the setup except for the fact that it is pretty heavy and cumbersome and

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

To kick off the week, here is a video from South Africa about a new type of reality show. Thanks Jimbo.

Why don't they ever have reality shows like this in these parts? I would love to join up. Maybe, I'll just make my own. Anyone care to star with me?

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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MISTAKEN PENETRATION

It’s hard to explain it but somehow, a woman will just know how close a dildo mimics the real thing. I’ve tried many sex toys but this is one that I personally find as close to the real thing as you will get.

It is relatively hard to begin with but is also able to bend with your movement, which I found absolutely enjoyable. Being able to control it using your inner walls not only tones up those muscle groups but elevates the sensation.

More often than not, many high quality dildos are designed rock hard, which we all know is not something you will come across at all for real. Besides, it can be downright uncomfortable.

The Realistic Cock from Edenfantasys is different. And there's more.

Just looking at it makes you want to gobble it up too. The protruding veins and slightly shiny look adds to its realism. It comes in beige, brown and my favourite, black! To add to one’s delight, its shaft moves down to a nice and substantial ball sack.

Made of rubber and measuring 9 inches and 2 inches in diameter, clearly, this is not a sex toy for newbies. For me, I love it inserted up, down and behind, if you get my drift.

My only peeve is that it is quite heavy and not an item ideal to take on the road with you. But you will be excused if in the midst of your excitement, you keep opening your eyes just to see if you have a dildo in hand or if someone you forgot about is doing the job.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Realistic Cock:

Delivery: 4 out of 5 (took 10 days to arrive in Singapore)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Firm plastic packaging)

Design: 4.5 out of 5 (Realistic and nice feel)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Not for beginners)

Total MS Score: 16.5 out of 20 (VERY GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!


This post was sponsored by Edenfantasys.com.

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DICK ENLARGER

I love this one sent in via email by Peter Onke. Put a nice smile onm y face on this crazy weekend. I am betting many of you guys will be using this excuse in some form or other. Have a great weekend. It's short and sweet.

A man's wife suggested that he get himself on of those dick enlargers. He did. She is 21 and her name's Lucy.

Missus Singapore out!

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is a question sent in by Jenny, a customer service agent at a local hospital. She has been married for three years and described her situation.

Jenny: My sex life is disappointing because my husband always ejaculates too soon. We've tried various positions but so far none have worked.

Recently, I started seeing another man and sex was wonderful with him. But I still love my husband so I don't intend to leave him. Should I carry on the affair with the other man?

MS: The fact that you mentioned loving your husband and yet do what you are doing seems to indicate to me that you are contradicting yourself. Your husband's complaint is very common and can be easily treated. If you really do love him as you say you do, you should talk about it and find a good therapist.

He may be too embarassed to seek professional help but if you offer to do it as a team, will help enormously. By sleeping with another man, you are just complicating things and if he were to discover it, you will only hurt him further. He is already dealing with demons and if you love him, why would you want to put him through more hell should he find out.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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STAMP THE DICKHEAD

Remember the amusement game from the 70s when you hit the squirrels that pop out from their burrow holes?

Well, here is an adaptation - one that is conscious over the protection of cruetly to animals. In place of those cute critters, are dickheads. Thanks Kylie for sending this in.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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SAD SEX STORES

I recently did a survey on several sex stores here and it left me pretty disappointed.

Since I discovered the benefits of shopping for my sex toys online, I have to admit that I have not visited any over the past nine months. However, a paid assignment got me checking out a few of them.

My verdict? Well, all I have to say is that the standard of service has declined tremendously. Not only are they poorly trained in customer service skills and unqiue tact, they certainly lack the product knowledge that is necessary with this unique business.

I asked one salesgirl for anal butt plugs and she pulled out a dildo. Failed!

At another store, I asked the salesgirl the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Her reply, "We only carry dildos. We only sell sex toys not vibrators."

And again, at this very same store, I asked if they sold water-based lube. Her answer: "All our toys are water-based proof!"

Dismayed, I realised a little more why couples are finding it hard to buy toys to enhance their bedroom activities. Already it is so hard to find couple time, when both parties are in the mood at the same time.

So ultimately, to keep your sex motor running, many  have to turn to masturbation. So we run down to the sex toy store and we are faced with total idiots. It's supposed to be a fun and novel shopping experience but it will definitely leave them feeling frustrated by unhelpful and unknowledgeable staff.

I really think I should be employed by these sex toy stores to train their staff properly!

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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ONE GUY'S OPINION

A young couple recently in the news for promoting their sexual trysts has come under much condemnation recently. And I have received my fair share of emails about them.

In fact one guy wrote in to say he knows her and gave more than a handful of details about her to verify that he is no hoax. Well, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt since another guy, a regular reader on MS had also written in to say he too had slept with her.

Well, apparently she does get around, doesn't she. But here is one email about the young woman that I just had to highlight. It was from Walter Ong who hails from her hometown in Malaysia.

Walter writes: "Vivian and my younger sister used to hangout a lot. She would come over and I would often bump into her. To be honest, she is not a looker and her body is far from desirable. However, what attracts many guys (like myself) to her is the way she carries herself."

"She talks about sex alot and many of us used to think that she was all talk. But boy, were we proven wrong with this recent news about her and her cocky boyfriend. Yes, don't we all know about him here. For the longest time, he always boasts about how wealthy his family is."

"Never liked the guy. He was an obnoxious little brat. Still, I am suddenly filled with a renewed interest about my sister's old schoolmate."

MS: I think it is a litte harsh to judge a woman's sexual abilities based on her looks. There are thin ones, short ones, fleshy one who can rock the bed as well as any other. I do have a friend who is a little on the heavy side but I am betting every penny that she could rock any guys world in bed, anyday, any time.

It's a really a matter of preference. Some people love girls a certain way, some people love Missus Singapore. What can I say?

Missus Singapore out!  

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Astons Steak n Salad: The Salad Bar is Back!

Wagyu Ribeye Grade 6: $53 with Salad Bar My friend Aston used to work at Ponderosa before coming out to start his own little Western Food stall in the corner coffeeshop along East Coast Road and Joo Chiat Road. I have known him for over five years and although he has left Ponderosas, Ponderosas has never left him.  He has been talking about the Salad Bar concept since he opened Astons along

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Ieat AGM: Annual General Makan 2012: Registration now opened!

Registration is Closed! Thanks for your support!   The original version of Chilli Crabs as served in the 60's Registration is now opened for the ieat AGM (Annual General Makan) 2012! Join us for a night of food and festivities as we celebrate the end of another great year of makaning with the largest gathering of the ieat kakis! My new book "Only the Best" will be hitting the bookstores

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Bomba: The Spanish invasion

Langostine, Squid and Prawns Paella $60 The latest culinary trend in town and indeed around the world is undoubtedly Spanish cuisine.  In the last few years, its refreshing to see many Spanish eateries opening up here in a market saturated with Italian eateries.   I have yet to really venture into Spanish cuisine but with this post, it is now official that I am on the hunt for the best Spanish

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Fright train - the Zombies

A China National playing Chinese Chess with his companion in a very crowded train

This is an all too common sight on the subway trains nowadays. Not only do you have to contend with the crowd, you also need to contend with a crowd which is oblivious of the crowd. Why so? When you have commuters glued to their videos, and music, and games on their pads and phones, you know you are beginning to witness a zombie nation. A place where people are becoming impersonal and insensitive. I am sure if somebody committed a crime in the train, most will be non-plussed. They'd probably glance up, look around and then just go back to their movies or games. How sad that people don't want to look at each other anymore, not that that makes you more gracious and sensitive as a people. Yes, some people don't like to be looked at, though I wonder why we even dress up anyway if this were the case. Some people, when they see an old lady in need a seat would just stare for a moment and then go straight back to their gadgets. I wonder sometimes, if they would recognise their own mothers standing next to them in the train and vice versa the son/daughter. And that's not all. These zombie-like creatures continue in their virtual worlds when they disembark, then walk to the escalator, and onto the travellator, and then into the next connecting train. Its a wonder that they find their way home everyday, without fail. But then, that's the perfect description of a zombie, isn't it?

But I must be fair. All is not lost. There are the occasional kid who gets up the moment they see someone in need of a seat. And some, bless their souls, even offer me a seat just because they see a few more strands of white hair on my head. At least, that's why I think they think I am elderly in need of crutches. I am not yet that old, but the gesture is much much appreciated. There is hope yet.

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Grandest Story Ever Told!: Singapore Memory Project

Levitating outside of Chye Seng Huat Hardware: Photo by Jeff Cheong Recording the oral histories of our hawker food heritage has been my passion for the last couple of years and I am always fascinated whenever I talk to the men and women who have dedicated their lives to feeding Singaporeans.  They really are the backbone of our society and a big part of our Singaporean cultural heritage! I

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

To all the women who have no idea how to deepthroat a man without gagging, this video is for you. For the guys, well this will give you some insight on how to ease your partner to take you all the way into her mouth.

It's rarely a challenge once you begin to get the hang of it because you realise that more often than not, size doesn't matter. What I like though is when things get a little kinky and the guy forgets that he is in your mouth and not in some lower orifice. The feel of his nuts banging against your chin is such a delight!

Have a great week!

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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RAPE PREVENTION

This cartoon is in Japanese but you should be able to make it out. It's a way to ward off all would-be rapists. Every woman should invest in such a device - an Anti-rape Kit.

Missus Singapore out!

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PUBLIC CROTCHING

I was at a sports bar the other night with a few friends and I noticed something that, while common to see guys doing, was not appropriate given the setting.

Some basketball game was showing and a group of three guys in front of the bar had their eyes glued to the screen. It was so intense just watching them focus on the game so much so that I was thinking that even if I would have got up on the bartop and do a striptease, they wouldn't notice me.

Anyway, amused, I was soon shocked when one of them began to scratch his crotch. I mean it was not brushing it but really going at it. I thought he was a one-off but my friend soon pointed out another guy at the far end of the bar who was doing the same thing!

OMG! I've seen guys do it in a sitting room watching some ballgame but never would I hae imagined the same would be witnessed in a public place.

Do guys lose all decency once they watch sports? Pray tell.

Missus Singapore out!

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CAN'T COOK

This was coincidentally sent in by a few people. A good response for those women whose partners complain incessantly about their cooking or housekeeping. Thanks Ella, James and ZooLu34.

A wife was watching a cookery programme the other day when her husband walked into the living room. Amused she was taking down notes, he said: "What are you watching that for? You can't cook."

Annoyed, she looked up at him and said, "You watch porn, don't you?"

Missus Singapore out!

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Victory Sugar Cane Juice: Have Sugar Cane will travel?

I think that it is fair to say that most of us take Sugar Cane juice for granted. It always plays 2nd fiddle to satay, hokkien mee, chilli crabs and laksa and we usually just order it from the closest stall or from the Aunty who bothers to come over to ask for orders.  Who would ever think about traveling across Singapore just for a Sugar Cane drink? The problem is that most sugar cane sellers

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Los Primos: That's Spanish for Cugini (Cousins)

  Croqueta de Pollo - Chicken Croquettes $10 4.5/5 I think the Tapas concept works very well in Singapore.  We are used to eating dim sum, so small plates of tasty titbits is a very communal affair that most of us are familiar with.  But the problem with such things is that there is always a tendency to deviate from purely Spanish food to introduce tasty morsels from other cuisines.  So for

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8 Days Ladies Photography Workshop

Ladies!  Two more days left to sign up for the 8 Days Ladies' Photography workshop!  Learn all about photo journalism, how to take great holiday snaps and of course Food Photography! See you all there this Saturday!  

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Canon EOS M vs EOS 5D MKIII Food Photos: A Great Camera for Food Blogging!

Canon EOS M with 50mm f/1.4 lens vs Canon EOS 5D MKIII with 24mm-70mm f/2.8L lens I have been very excited ever since Canon announced the their new EOS M camera earlier this year.  I have been using the Canon EOS 5D MKII and MKIII with the EOS 24mm to 70mm f/2.8L lens for my food shots over the last four years and I love the setup except for the fact that it is pretty heavy and cumbersome and

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

To kick off the week, here is a video from South Africa about a new type of reality show. Thanks Jimbo.

Why don't they ever have reality shows like this in these parts? I would love to join up. Maybe, I'll just make my own. Anyone care to star with me?

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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MISTAKEN PENETRATION

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DICK ENLARGER

I love this one sent in via email by Peter Onke. Put a nice smile onm y face on this crazy weekend. I am betting many of you guys will be using this excuse in some form or other. Have a great weekend. It's short and sweet.

A man's wife suggested that he get himself on of those dick enlargers. He did. She is 21 and her name's Lucy.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is a question sent in by Jenny, a customer service agent at a local hospital. She has been married for three years and described her situation.

Jenny: My sex life is disappointing because my husband always ejaculates too soon. We've tried various positions but so far none have worked.

Recently, I started seeing another man and sex was wonderful with him. But I still love my husband so I don't intend to leave him. Should I carry on the affair with the other man?

MS: The fact that you mentioned loving your husband and yet do what you are doing seems to indicate to me that you are contradicting yourself. Your husband's complaint is very common and can be easily treated. If you really do love him as you say you do, you should talk about it and find a good therapist.

He may be too embarassed to seek professional help but if you offer to do it as a team, will help enormously. By sleeping with another man, you are just complicating things and if he were to discover it, you will only hurt him further. He is already dealing with demons and if you love him, why would you want to put him through more hell should he find out.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

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STAMP THE DICKHEAD

Remember the amusement game from the 70s when you hit the squirrels that pop out from their burrow holes?

Well, here is an adaptation - one that is conscious over the protection of cruetly to animals. In place of those cute critters, are dickheads. Thanks Kylie for sending this in.

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

Link to full article

SAD SEX STORES

I recently did a survey on several sex stores here and it left me pretty disappointed.

Since I discovered the benefits of shopping for my sex toys online, I have to admit that I have not visited any over the past nine months. However, a paid assignment got me checking out a few of them.

My verdict? Well, all I have to say is that the standard of service has declined tremendously. Not only are they poorly trained in customer service skills and unqiue tact, they certainly lack the product knowledge that is necessary with this unique business.

I asked one salesgirl for anal butt plugs and she pulled out a dildo. Failed!

At another store, I asked the salesgirl the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Her reply, "We only carry dildos. We only sell sex toys not vibrators."

And again, at this very same store, I asked if they sold water-based lube. Her answer: "All our toys are water-based proof!"

Dismayed, I realised a little more why couples are finding it hard to buy toys to enhance their bedroom activities. Already it is so hard to find couple time, when both parties are in the mood at the same time.

So ultimately, to keep your sex motor running, many  have to turn to masturbation. So we run down to the sex toy store and we are faced with total idiots. It's supposed to be a fun and novel shopping experience but it will definitely leave them feeling frustrated by unhelpful and unknowledgeable staff.

I really think I should be employed by these sex toy stores to train their staff properly!

Missus Singapore out!

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

Link to full article

ONE GUY'S OPINION

A young couple recently in the news for promoting their sexual trysts has come under much condemnation recently. And I have received my fair share of emails about them.

In fact one guy wrote in to say he knows her and gave more than a handful of details about her to verify that he is no hoax. Well, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt since another guy, a regular reader on MS had also written in to say he too had slept with her.

Well, apparently she does get around, doesn't she. But here is one email about the young woman that I just had to highlight. It was from Walter Ong who hails from her hometown in Malaysia.

Walter writes: "Vivian and my younger sister used to hangout a lot. She would come over and I would often bump into her. To be honest, she is not a looker and her body is far from desirable. However, what attracts many guys (like myself) to her is the way she carries herself."

"She talks about sex alot and many of us used to think that she was all talk. But boy, were we proven wrong with this recent news about her and her cocky boyfriend. Yes, don't we all know about him here. For the longest time, he always boasts about how wealthy his family is."

"Never liked the guy. He was an obnoxious little brat. Still, I am suddenly filled with a renewed interest about my sister's old schoolmate."

MS: I think it is a litte harsh to judge a woman's sexual abilities based on her looks. There are thin ones, short ones, fleshy one who can rock the bed as well as any other. I do have a friend who is a little on the heavy side but I am betting every penny that she could rock any guys world in bed, anyday, any time.

It's a really a matter of preference. Some people love girls a certain way, some people love Missus Singapore. What can I say?

Missus Singapore out!  

One Woman. Many Opinions. Lots of Juice.

Link to full article

Astons Steak n Salad: The Salad Bar is Back!

Wagyu Ribeye Grade 6: $53 with Salad Bar My friend Aston used to work at Ponderosa before coming out to start his own little Western Food stall in the corner coffeeshop along East Coast Road and Joo Chiat Road. I have known him for over five years and although he has left Ponderosas, Ponderosas has never left him.  He has been talking about the Salad Bar concept since he opened Astons along

Link to full article

Ieat AGM: Annual General Makan 2012: Registration now opened!

  The original version of Chilli Crabs as served in the 60's Registration is now opened for the ieat AGM (Annual General Makan) 2012! Join us for a night of food and festivities as we celebrate the end of another great year of makaning with the largest gathering of the ieat kakis! My new book "Only the Best" will be hitting the bookstores at around the same time, and I will be

Link to full article

Bomba: The Spanish invasion

Langostine, Squid and Prawns Paella $60 The latest culinary trend in town and indeed around the world is undoubtedly Spanish cuisine.  In the last few years, its refreshing to see many Spanish eateries opening up here in a market saturated with Italian eateries.   I have yet to really venture into Spanish cuisine but with this post, it is now official that I am on the hunt for the best Spanish

Link to full article

Fright train - the Zombies

This is an all too common sight on the subway trains nowadays. Not only do you have to contend with the crowd, you also need to contend with a crowd which is oblivious of the crowd. Why so? When you have commuters glued to their videos, and music, and games on their pads and phones, you know you are beginning to witness a zombie nation. A place where people are becoming impersonal and insensitive. I am sure if somebody committed a crime in the train, most will be non-plussed. They'd probably glance up, look around and then just go back to their movies or games. How sad that people don't want to look at each other anymore, not that that makes you more gracious and sensitive as a people. Yes, some people don't like to be looked at, though I wonder why we even dress up anyway if this were the case. Some people, when they see an old lady in need a seat would just stare for a moment and then go straight back to their gadgets. I wonder sometimes, if they would recognise their own mothers standing next to them in the train and vice versa the son/daughter. And that's not all. These zombie-like creatures continue in their virtual worlds when they disembark, then walk to the escalator, and onto the travellator, and then into the next connecting train. Its a wonder that they find their way home everyday, without fail. But then, that's the perfect description of a zombie, isn't it?

But I must be fair. All is not lost. There are the occasional kid who gets up the moment they see someone in need of a seat. And some, bless their souls, even offer me a seat just because they see a few more strands of white hair on my head. At least, that's why I think they think I am elderly in need of crutches. I am not yet that old, but the gesture is much much appreciated. There is hope yet.

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