A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says 'Hello!'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says 'Do you know me?' To which she replies 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful tohis wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from my bucks party that I made love to on the snooker table with all my mates watching while your partnerwhipped my bum with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Thanks James for this and all the others you sent in.
Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose
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