Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 10, 2011

MS ADVISORY

Here is the latest MS Advisory for safe sex. It comes in the form of a French print ad, very much like the one that I posted last month; the naked anti-terrorist assault team member.

I just wish that they had some similar ads with women too because like it or not, this is not a gays-only disease. It is a human virus affecting all humans, man or woman.

Just remember to be safe at all times and use rubber if you don't know who or she has been with.

Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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OUT WITH IT!

I've a few confessions lined up which I have to admit that I totally forgot about. They were sent in some months ago. This one comes from a girl from Singapore (yay!), Amanda, who shares what she got up to on her 21st birthday in March earlier this year.

"My friends spend my birthday with me at a local pub and were determined to get me drunk. Their reason was because of all five of us girlfriends, I was the only one who never got drunk before. So anyway, they did succeed to some extent and finally, we left the pub to go home.

"I was spending the night at one of my girfriend's homes. In fact, all of us did so. We got there and continued drinking until one by one, they passed out. Ironically, at one point, I was the only one still awake. Restless, I decided to find something to eat.

"When I got to the kitchen, I bumbed into my friend's younger brother. He was 18. I knew him as long as I knew my friend which was years, and we were always on friendly terms. However, that was the first time I saw him shirtless and realised that his years of competitive swimming did leave him a really nice bod.

"We started talking a while and I don't know what came over me when I asked him for a slow dance! That was very unlike me. Blame it on the alcohol if you like but midway through, I grabbed his dick. The strange thing was I didn't even look up to see his reaction. All I did was to go down on my knees as I pulled down his boxers. He was hard by then and before he could wink an eyelid, I had his dick all the way down my throat.

"I sucked him like there was no tomorrow. He didn't resist even though I knew he had a steady girlfriend. A few minutes later, he blew his load at the back of my throat and I licked him clean before pulling up his boxers. I didn't say anything else and just walked back to the bedroom where my girlfriends were sleeping.

"No one knows about it and I don't think I will divulge this to anyone. Her brother too is clearly embrassed by the incident which I think he too would like to keep a secret. But looking back, I realised that it was not the alcohol because if it was, I wouldn't be able to clearly detail the story to you. Maybe I was just horny, but definitely not so pissed that I couldn't recall what I was doing that early morning.

"I am so nasty. I went to grab something to eat and I certainly did. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this off my chest. At least I feel much better even though no one will know about it."

This was the actual email Candice sent to me. I hope you enjoyed it. I certainly did.

Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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Temasek Indian Rojak: Not one, not Two but three Types of Prawn Fritters!

You like prawn fritters?  I think they are one of the bests way to enjoy prawns because the whole prawn if fried so crispy that you eat the whole creature, shell, head, tomally and all.  And that is where you get to enjoy the maximum flavour that a single prawn can provide. People go gaga over gigantic prawns.  Big prawns certainly make headlines, but it is the small prawns that are really


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Greece Trip

I’m going to Greece for a photography assignment so I might not be able to update till I’m back on the 6th of November.


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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here is one for all you wondering if you're sex addicts. It's quite obvious but sometimes seeing it for yourself will seal your affirmation. For all the rest, you know you already are sex addicts so no need any confirmation, just make sure you stay true to yourself and screw your week away.

Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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FB PHONE IS HISTORY

After struggling to keep it going, I finally decided to put my 'special FB phone' to rest. It had been giving me lots of problems - the SMSes were always delayed, the ringer chose when to ring or not, and the battery also kept dying on me.

Of course the easiest thing to do was to get a new phone but why pay for it. Of course if one of them would want to kindly buy me one, I wouldn't object but as it turned out, all they really wanted was to take from me and not give in return. And I also didn't feel that it was going to be any loss for me, since I already had a band of FBs who liaise via email.

So with a failing SIM card and phone, I finally tossed them. It is history and with it a long list of FBs whom I've played with over the past 10 years. Lots of people have cum and gone through the phone, and I mean cum in the literal sense of the word. It's a new era and new FBs lay await on the horizon, I am sure.

Those who have my email and know about the impending end to my phone, you know what to do. :-)

Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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WESTERN VS TRADITIONAL

This was sent in by James Bond. Enjoy it and have a great weekend. Thanks for all your contributions but I would like to re-emphasize that I only post images that are not pornographic. Nudity is fine and some show of genitalia is okay provided it does not step into the realm of hardcore. Thanks for your understanding. So here goes.

While in China , an American man was very sexually promiscuous and did
not use condoms during the entire time he was there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he woke-up one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got
bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctor, always want operate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fall-off by itself!”

Missus Singapore out!
Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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