Ah Kok Durian: Before the reign of the Mao Shan Wang

I don't remember eating Mao Shan Wang when I was growing up in the 70's.  Back in those days, I only really remember people speaking of Segamat Durians.  Nowadays, Durians come in all sorts of D numbers and fancy names.  Branded Durians like Mao Shan Wang, D24 and Ang Hei have great commercial value and are grown in many plantations in Malaysia and you can find them almost anywhere in Singapore

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AVERAGE WEEKLY FREQUENCY (POLL 47)

This was a poll I held in April and it touched on the subject of sex frequency. I know the voters come from all over but I am assuming that the majority of you are from these parts. I was really hoping that figures would be higher than what it was three years ago when I held a similar poll but sadly they weren't.

If we seriously want to address our fast declining population, sex is not the only thing to consider. However, frequency of sex is - you have to agree - one factor that will better the odds. I hope the Government is satisfied with their efforts over the decades to dehumanise and sterilise the subject of sex because it has apparently worked.

By creating a society that views anything of a sexual nature as taboo or illegal or immoral, what else would one naturally expect. Society has also been unhumanly engineered to see sex or for that matter, and expression of public affection or intimacy as something awkward and unsightly. If nobody will say it, I will. Fuck More to save SingaPORE! See it even rhymes!

So here are the results to my poll asking what your average sex frequency is like in a week.

Hardly once a week: 86 (34%) 
Once: 54 (21.2%)
Twice: 38 (15%)
Three Times: 34 (13.4%)
Four: 14 (5.5%)
Five: 12 (4.7%)
Six:8 (3.1%)
Seven Times: 0 (0%)
More than seven times: 8 (3.1%)

Total No. of Respondents: 254

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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WEIRD ARRIVALS

I've not had any weird arrivals in a long time so when this one popped out on the keywords some readers use to get to Missus Singapore, I figured I ought to share them with you. Ready for it?

'Jerking in Singapore on second floor."

I kid you not! This, according to blogger stats, were the keywords that brought - get this - not one, or two but three people here!

There is the possibility that it was the same person but seriously.

Jerking in Singapore? Well as far as I know, it is not merely a conservatively Asian thing but a global habit on most men of a certain age group, I dare say. But that wasn't the kicker! 'On the second floor' - that was it.

I mean does one really need to know what to do on the second floor? Is jerking off really that different from say the first or third floors? Is there something I a missing? What was that person really thinking and how on earth does a search engine decide that these words tag on to my site? Someone please enlighten me?

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here's the kind of work day I am sure many of you guys dream of. The rains have returned and hopefully they will stay for a while to clear up the haze we have been having lately. Stay safe and healthy and have a wonderful week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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Katong Durians: Will the real Mao Shan Wang please stand up?

D13 (left) and Ang Hei (Right) I went to Geylang, to buy some Liu Lian, It is the season and I feel very gian, I want Liu Lian.....Oh oh oh, I want Liu Lian... He told me this is the best Mao Shan Wang, Eat already will feel very swang I want Liu Lian.... Oh oh oh, I want Liu Lian..... Open already, I really boh bian, He told me this is the best Liu Lian.... Oh oh oh oh oh! He took my

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A REAL TOUCH

This is not really a new device - it came out in late 2010 - but it was recently brought to my attention when one of my guy friends told me he had bought and used it many times, and has only but good things to say about it.

Called the RealTouch, it is essentially based on the fleshlight - I'm sure you guys know about that classic - but with added computer technology imbedded in it to provide as real as possible sensations. In short, when plugged in via USB and hooked up to the website's streaming of adult movies, the user will get the same sensations as what he would otherwise experience if he was with the adult model for real.

How nifty is that? I only wish they had something like that for us gals. My dear friend who has a closet of sex toys owns a male sex doll which she somehow got through customs and says it is not all its hyped up to be.

Her sex doll's name is Don - yeah macho sounding - but because of his almost cartonish and mannequin look - we call him Donald. Quite a turn off for me really.

 recently caught my attention RealTouch combines patented technology with specially-programmed adult videos to create a web-based virtual sex experience. As you watch the videos, RealTouch mimics the movements onscreen so you'll experience realistic oral, anal and vaginal sex with the most beautiful adult stars in the world.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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TITTY COMFORTER

This is just perfect. Another household item to give men the excuse to stay in bed a little longer. To think of it, I once saw something like this in a novelty store in Taiwan. I just loved the way the salesgirl was demonstrating how it was supposed to be used. As if a man wouldn't already know.

Hope you guys have a great weekend. I certainly need some serious chilling. And for all of you who have supported my wizpert chat, thank you. I will certainly getting back to some of you regarding my answers which are rather lengthly. Thanks.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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