HEADLINE NEWS!

This one really is a hot story, literally and painfully! It was reported in a mid-western daily on November 21 last year about a cheating couple who booked a room at an inn outside of the town where they lived.

Apparently, they had sex all over the room which had an attached kitchen in it. They even had it out on the stove and enjoyed it so much that they decided to do it again.

Only thing, this time, someone had inadvertently hit the on switch and the stove - it was one of those hot-plate types - and when the guy carried his partner and laid her flat on the stove, it burned her butt off. No it really did because she was rushed to hospital with first degree burns on her behind. Talk about a hot butt.

But jokes aside, she had to stay in hospital lying on her tummy for two weeks and onee could expect that the 35-year-old woman had a lot of explaining to do to her husband and three children later. While I do feel sorry for her injuries, this story is riddled with idiocy.

Moral of the story - if you want hot buns, get them at the store.

Missus Singapore out! 

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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