SCREW EVERYONE

Here is a good one kindly sent in by James Bond, who incidentally, also sent me enough of material for the whole year. I'm just so happy to have such a loyal contributor. Enjoy.

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said.

'Listen up, buddy I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it just doesn't matter to me.

I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded.

'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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