DANGERS OF ALCOHOL

James Bond sent this in, amongst many he regularly contributes. I had to post this because somehow, it reminds me of me.

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a French woman. He offers, "May I buy you a cocktail?" "No thank you," the women replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

Link to full article