THE ZORRO LOOK!

I love this joke. James Bond sent it in with a long string of other emails. Thanks so much for all of them. I hope it will add some sunshine to your Sunday!

A woman had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, while she has been married for 20+ years.

They were chatting about their respective relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They then agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

Engaged friend: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night."

Then the married woman shared her story: "When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, " What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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